It has come ta our
attention dat a coupola copies of the WINDOWS XP/PROVIDENCE EDITION may
have accidentally bin shipped outsida Providence. If ya got one a dese,
you may need some help understandin' da commands.
edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It reads:
XP," wit a background picture of Federal Hill. When you start
da program, instead of da usual "harpy, stringy" music, you
hear da theme from da Godfadda. It is also shipped wit a Sopranos screen
Please also note:
Recycle Bin is
My Computer is
called "My Friggin' Computa."
The Inbox is
referred to as "Da Trunk."
Deleted Items are
referred to as "Wacked," "Erased," or "Rubbed
Dial up Networking
is called "Da Bar."
Control Panel is
known as the "Da Bosses."
"illegal operation" is known as "enhancin' the family
business" and will actually maximize da program instead of shuttin'