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Personal Information:
Name:_________________________________________
Winter Address:_________________________________
Summer (S.County) Address:______________________
Qualifications (Check
All That Apply):
_____I Was Born At
Lying-In Hospital.
_____I Have Attended CCRI, RIC, Uri Or RISD.
_____If I Am A Lawyer, I Graduated From Lasalle, Pc, And Suffolk
(Nights).
_____I Know At Least One Swear Word In Italian.
_____I Know Where The Hill Is.
_____My Initials Are On My License Plates.
_____I Know What A Low Numbah Is And How To Use One.
_____I Know Someone Who Works At The Registry (Which Explains My
Low Numba).
_____I Have Attended An Event At Lombardi's 10/25 Club.
_____I Use Landmarks That No Longer Exist When Giving
Directions.
_____When You Refer To The Brick Building In Providence Know
Which One You Mean.
_____I Know What A Ripta Is.
_____I Frequent The East Side.
_____I Do Not Use My Directional Signals (Or My Blinkizz) When
Driving (But I Do Use One Finger Frequently).
_____If I Had To Go One Day Without Dunkin' Donuts, I Would
Become Comatose.
_____I Have Been To The Oldest 4th Of July Parade In The
Country.
_____I Miss Rocky Point And/Or Crescent Park.
_____One Of My Parents Is/Was A State Worker.
_____Don Bousquet Is My Hero.
_____Tara Granahan Is A Goddess.
_____I Have A Friend/Cousin/Ex-Girlfriend Named Cheryl.
_____I Have A Friend/Cousin/Ex-Boyfriend Named Vinny.
_____I Have A ;Friend/Cousin/Ex-Boyfriend/Ex-Girlfriend That's
Been To Butler And Will Speak Openly About It.
_____I Have Been To Twin Oaks For A Special Occasion.
_____I Know Where To Find Buddy Cianci At Lunchtime (And He
Really Has A Low Numbah!).
_____I Was On Tv Downtown Live When They Released The Verdict
_____I Have Ventured Across The Bridge To See Ni, Ro And Pe.
_____I Have Ventured All The Way Out There To Wright's Farm.
_____I Still Call It ;The Hospital Trust ;Building Although It's
Name Changes Frequently (Who Can Keep Up?).
_____I Have Eaten Ny System Weenizz And Lived To Tell About It.
_____I Eat Steemizz Every Chance I Get.
_____I Will Fight To The Death If Anyone Says That Caserta's Is
Not The Food Of The Gods.
_____I Know That The Opposite Of Round Is Sqweah.
_____I Think That Doug White's Hair Is Weahd.
_____I Know That Fostah/Glocestah Kids Have Never Been To
School.
_____I Have ;Held Up Traffic In Order To Watch The Dancing Cop.
_____I Know That There's Noooooooooobody Like Salty Brine.
_____My Kids Wear Sneekizz.
_____I'm Glad We Have Our Own Mall Now So We Don't Have To Go To
Emral' Sqweah Rovah Theah.
Bonus Points:
_____I Have Been Waved
Past The Line And Seated At Twin Oaks Without Having To Tip The
Maitre D'.
_____When
I Was a Kid, Livin in RI, I went to, Sockanossit....
and Oh Gawd, Them God's Carried Flash Lights As Long As A
Nitestick!
True/False:
_____I Always Have A
Bottle Of Coffee Syrup In My Fridge.
_____I Can Sing The Block Island Ferrysong.
_____I Read The Obituaries Every Day.
_____I Know The State Bird, Flower, And Shellfish.
_____I Know All The Flavors Of Del's.
_____I Still Call Rhode Island Mall The Midland Mall
_____I Watch Providence But Only For The Shots Of The City.
_____I Celebrate St. Patrick's Day And St. Joseph's Day.
_____I Honeymooned At Disney World.
_____I Know Someone Who Lives In Rhode Island But Has Florida
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